Janice Dickinson has enough botox in her lips to feed an entire army of bimbos. I’m sure that mouth could suck up an entire country. [Goldenfiddle]
Have you ever seen a woman flying with her legs wide open before? Neither did I, but that’s hot. [The Bastardly]
Why the hell is Caprice Bourret wearing a dress when promoting her lingerie line? That’s nonsense. [Hollywoodtuna]
Hohan portraying a street corner hooker is probably the most realistic role ever portrayed.
Attention whore Pink says she’s thrilled her socialite parody music video for “Stupid Girls”, which pokes fun at Hollywood whores including Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson, has been blasted by I don’t know who. She disagrees the song makes her a hypocrite. She tells MTV:
“I love the discussion that’s going on right now. There’s always a backlash when you challenge people’s convictions and their heroes. But I don’t do all this so I can be in Us Weekly every week. I don’t do this so that people think I’m cool. I never said I was perfect, and I never said anybody else doesn’t have permission to make fun of me for what I do. I’m a walking contradiction. I’m a hypocrite sometimes. I’m a work in progress. But I’m working to be better. I’m seeking out smart people and responsible women, and I’m standing up for animals. I’m not making fun of a certain person, I’m making fun of an idea, and I think they’re missing the point. Sexy doesn’t have to come with the price tag of being dumb.”
Dear Pink, no one cares about you and your stupid video. You’re the one missing the point. You poke fun at dumb celebrities but you’re trying to look like one of them. You should know that sexy doesn’t come with a fat pigface and the body of a Mexican wrestler. End of story.
George Clooney has laughed off Roseanne Barr’s claims they once got so drunk he allowed her to take pictures of his genitals. Roseanne says that Clooney, who found fame on her sitcom, even allowed her to display the image in her kitchen. She says:
“We were all drunk, John Goodman took a picture of George naked with Groucho Marx glasses over his private area and we used to have that on the fridge.” However, while the Oscar-nominee admits the tale is partly true, he insists Barr played no part in his puerile prank. He tells the New York Daily News, “I called it The Face. But I knew better than to do it at that stage of my career. I must have told her the story.”
What an interesting story. The funniest thing is that George is denying the facts. Because he fears she could say what happened later that night: they had sex. But don’t worry George. We all make mistakes when we’re drunk.
Is green in or what? As Cathy from Cityrag noted earlier, it’s everywhere.
Reese Witherspoon has surpassed Julia Roberts to become the highest paid actress of all time. She will earn a whopping $29 million for her upcoming horror movie “Family Trouble” - beating the $24 million Roberts was reportedly paid for “Mona Lisa Smile”. Reese is also tipped to win the Best Actress award at Sunday’s Academy Awards ceremony for her role in “Walk the Line”.
When I was working at McDonald’s some years ago, I surpassed my friend Roger, who was working at Burger King, to become the worst paid teenager of all time. But I have to admit spitting in burgers was fun.
Is it because she’s dating Dominic Monaghan aka The Hobbit that Evangeline Lilly dresses like a toddler? I see no other explanation. [Hollywoodtuna]
Even though she turned into a crack whore, Whitney Houston still managed to perform at the Olympics. She sucked it up big time, but Whitney and her husband Bobby Brown still deserve a medal for being so funny. [The Bastardly]
The girlfriend of some guy called Crotch discovered that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are headed for a June wedding. Dick and Balls didn’t return calls to confirm this. [IDLYITW]
She should have won “Dancing With the Stars” finale. But she didn’t, because millions of jealous fat housewives didn’t vote for her. And their husbands were too busy drooling in front of TV to pick up the phone and cast a vote.
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Kate Moss has dumped her junkie rocker Pete Doherty but it seems she still has a thing for musicians. The night before the NME Awards in London, Kate got cozy with The Strokes’ guitarist Albert Hammond Jr at London’s Cuckoo Club.
“He was whispering in her ear, and she was smiling and laughing at everything he said,” a spy at the club told the Daily Mirror. They were seen leaving together in a Land Rover at the end of the night. But when pressed for details by the paper, Hammond pooh-poohed any talk of romance. “Being with Kate was drunken and friendly,” he said. “She’s a cool girl, and I had a fun night, but I’m seeing someone.” That someone being his fiancée, folk singer Catherine Pierce.
I know what you think: famous rockers get all the hot chicks. But you don’t have to be a rock star to seduce Kate. All you have to do is take her skiing. In mountains of coke.
Armin Meiwes, a convicted German cannibal, wants to make Hugh Grant, Robbie Williams and Liam Gallagher his next victims. It should be noted that he’s currently serving an eight and a half year jail sentence for eating the dead body of a 43-year-old engineer he met on the internet in 2004. So he ain’t joking. He says:
“I want to eat people who are beautiful.”
In fact, every man wants to eat people who are beautiful. Who wouldn’t want to eat Jessica Alba’s pussy? We’re all cannibals. Anyway, if Armin could also eat Noel Gallagher so that we could get rid of two dumbasses in a row, that would be great.
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