Feb 17, 2006
Britney Spears Begs Police for Help
Britney Spears, the best mother ever, has called on California police to help her battle the paparazzi who follow her everywhere, but law officials told her there’s nothing they can do. She tells People magazine:
“I’ve pulled over and asked the cops, ‘Could you please help me? They’ve been driving recklessly back there.’ They say, ‘Sorry, ma’am, I can’t help you. This is how it is.’ I mean, Princess Diana got killed by one of these people. They’re crossing the line.”
Yeah, too bad Lady Di didn’t have a baby on her lap to serve as an airbag. Maybe she would have survived the car crash.
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
jacko
Why does K-Fed look like a young Barry Manilow?
Feb 17th, 2006
duckboyjs
STFU check out the latest issue of people magazine britney is hot as hell again
or go to britneyboards.com and look at her newest pics
everyone who talks bad about her is fat and a housewife
haha
Feb 18th, 2006
Phil
Fat and a housewife, that’s exactly how Britney looks like.
Feb 22nd, 2006
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