Quickies: Where’s My Tutu?

Is it because she’s dating Dominic Monaghan aka The Hobbit that Evangeline Lilly dresses like a toddler? I see no other explanation. [Hollywoodtuna]
Even though she turned into a crack whore, Whitney Houston still managed to perform at the Olympics. She sucked it up big time, but Whitney and her husband Bobby Brown still deserve a medal for being so funny. [The Bastardly]
The girlfriend of some guy called Crotch discovered that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are headed for a June wedding. Dick and Balls didn’t return calls to confirm this. [IDLYITW]

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