Mar 2, 20062
Quickies: Maddox is a Pirate
I’m sure that when she’s alone at home, Jennifer Aniston dresses up as Angelina Jolie and impersonates her in front of the mirror. Then she kisses that picture of Maddox she always keeps in her wallet and then cries, and cries,… [The Bastardly]
Fame makes you big headed but you’re not always big headed because you’re famous. I, for example, always have two slaves who hold my head because it’s big. But it’s not because I’m famous, it’s because I’m too smart. [Cityrag]
After her terrible movie debut in “Glitter”, Mariah Carey is going to star in yet another movie. I thought she already had understood that it’s not because you can sing that you can act. Wait, she can’t sing either. [Hollywoodtuna]
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
VichusSmith
I would have been right there with you on the joke if you were talking about Ashlee Simpson’s singing skills sucking as bad as her acting, but Mariah Carey not only has one of the best singing voices of all time, but she also has a string of #1 hits to go with her singing talent.
Yeah, I know. It’s not that serious, but you have to come to some celeb’s aid once in a blue moon.
Mar 5th, 2006
Phil
Yeah, I’ve been a bit harsh this time. But it’s hard to concentrate on her voice when she shakes her boobs like a rap vixen in her music videos.
Mar 6th, 2006
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