Sienna Miller Wants a Fag

I don’t know who the hell Alvin Valley is, but he sure looks like a funny guy. He was at the Soho House swag emporium in the Hollywood Hills hanging out with Sienna Miller when the British actress asked him in her native vernacular if he could find her a cigarette.
“Can you find me a fag?” she put it. Off went chivalrous Valley on his mission. He soon returned with a handsome young man and introduced him to Miller, “Here’s your fag!” When the laughter died down, Valley confessed, “I’m very selfish. I was really just thinking of myself.”
Well, you don’t always get what you expect. Some years ago, I wanted to work for that big company so I went to a job interview and when they asked me for which positon I was applying, I told them I wanted to be the boss. They laughed. I ended up working there as a janitor for 3 years.

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