Not that I really care, but I learned today that Scientologist Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may have gotten hitched eight months ago. According to The National Enquirer, one of the church’s aliens married the couple early last July in a ceremony at sea.

Cruise and Holmes, who met a few months earlier, are said to have exchanged rings emblazoned with triangular Scientology symbols during a Caribbean cruise aboard the sect’s ship the Freewinds. (They supposedly wear their rings only at church functions.) Holmes, who once claimed she would remain virginal until her wedding day, wore white, says the tab. After the ceremony, the couple walked across a tiny bridge — a Scientology symbol for the journey to “total freedom,” sources claim. Scientologists John Travolta and Kirstie Alley are said to have been on the ship, where guests also celebrated Cruise’s 43rd birthday. Holmes’ Catholic family was not present, but is due to attend their “official” wedding later this year.

According to my friend who’s a friend of a friend of Steven Spielberg, ET The Extraterrestrial was a wedding witness.

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