Mar 15, 20060
Quickies: Alive
If Shakira was hot, she would look like Paulina Rubio. I wonder how the pop star became more popular than Paulina. Let an oil-wrestling match decide who owns who. [Hollywoodtuna]
Actor Will Ferrell has not died in a paragliding accident. In related news, chicken don’t have teeth. [Defamer]
No, Nick Lachey is not dating Kristin Cavallari. He doesn’t want another girlfriend, just lots of fuck-friends. [The Post Chronicle]
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