Mar 16, 20066

Chuck Norris Reads Chuck Norris Facts


Because you gotta know that when Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

The Top 100 Facts for Chuck Norris will make you pee in your pants.

6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. technonorm

    yeah, chuck norris fucking roolz.

    Did you know chuck Norris has never been able to have a shower. He is simply too fast for the water to ever hit him.

    Sep 24th, 2006

  2. sad

    I guess Chuck Norris is also to good for words. Reading the jokes wrong must be one hell of a challenge for the Great Chuck Norris. How was he an actor.

    Sep 24th, 2006

  3. Kir

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  4. Bill

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  5. Heel

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  6. Kir

    http://nudekimkardashi.blog.drecom.jp

    Apr 5th, 2008

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