‘South Park’ Creators Declare War On Tom Cruise
Like I told you last week, Comedy Central pulled a repeat of the episode of ‘South Park’ that made fun of Scientology and featured Tom Cruise refusing to come out of the closet. It caused Isaac Hayes to quit the show and confirmed the media is controlled by a bunch of wackos. Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of “South Park”, released this statement through their lawyer:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu
This has to be the best statement I ever read. Why doesn’t Tom Cruise admit he’s gay instead of hiding behind a stupid religion? What a sissy.
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