Mar 24, 2006
Pete Doherty is a Ninja
Pete Doherty caused chaos when he left court yesterday after pleading guilty to possession of heroin, crack and cannabis:
As he barged through the 50-strong crowd of paparazzi and reporters outside Thames Magistrates Court in east London he climbed onto a wall, kicked a reporter’s microphone and aimed another kick at a photographer. He then clambered over the boot of his Jaguar to get to the driving seat and nearly knocked over a passer-by as he sped off.
Like I told you before, Pete is my hero. Usually it takes years of practice to become a ninja, but all Pete has to do is take some heroin and smoke some weed and there he goes, climbing walls and kicking a paparazzo’s ass.
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