Mar 28, 2006
Tom Cruise to Katie Holmes: Shut the Fuck Up
Katie Holmes is gearing up for the silent delivery of her first child after Scientologists were spotted carrying signs into the couple’s home, reminding her to shut the fuck up during labour. Holmes, who has abandoned her Catholic beliefs for a religion that is based on a poorly written sci-fi novel, , is awaiting the arrival of her baby with fiance Tom Cruise any day now at their Beverly Hills mansion. Tom and his pals carried huge placards saying:
“Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable.”
When the thetan will be born, I urge people to protest in front of their home and carry signs saying, “Scream as loud as you can and run for your life, Katie!”
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trish
Tom makes me sick.. I hope nobody goes to see his movies, now that he has his own Movie Production Company, may he produce more babies with his soon to be wife.. and they will eventually have the the most making divorce, aside from Paul.
Hello…………….. dumb fucks
but he is better than OJ Simpson. Ha, wonder how happy they will be, another forseen divorce in the future of hollywood.
And here I sit thinking MY MAN HUGH LAURIE WILL NEVER DIVORCE..
HUMMM.. HE MIGHT, OR MIGHT NOT QUITE FIT. WONDER HOW HE IS DOING.. i COULD CARE LESS………….BUT HE IS THE MAN.
Nov 4th, 2006
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