Wilmer Valderrama is a Pirate
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Some years ago, Wilmer Valderrama came to Hollywood on a mission: to have sex with as many female celebrities his penis could afford to. And he just did it. Yesterday, he spilled all regarding his Hollywood conquests during an interview with Howard Stern that aired on Sirius Satellite Network:
Among his revelations were that Lindsay Lohan was one of the best girls he’s ever had slept with, Ashlee Simpson was loud in bed and he rated Jennifer Love Hewitt an “eight” out of ten when it came to sex. The actor talked about his sexual prowess in detail, claiming that he has been with two women at once and also engaged in anal sex with a famous actress, who he refused to name. The star discussed dating singer/actress Mandy Moore, whom he met when she guest starred on his hit show, saying they were each other’s “first loves”. Valderrama claims he is “blessed” when it comes to penis size, clocking in at “slightly bigger” than eight inches (20 centimetres). He also revealed that he has videotaped his sexual escapades on numerous occasions, but erased the tapes to keep them from being linked on the internet.
Some will say he’s a man whore, but he’s just doing what any pirate would do in his position: drink, fuck and forget.
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