Mar 22, 2006
According to tmz.com, it could be Splitsville for Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett. Here’s what they report:
Sexy Scarlett Johansson was out and about at Hollywood hot spot Tokio with friends. Noticeably missing — boyfriend Josh Hartnett. Scarlett was low-keying it, partially covering her beautiful face with a hoodie. So, is the relationship kaput? Rumors have it that he called it quits.
If I go to the bathroom without my girlfriend, does it mean I dumped her? A couple is not supposed to stay together all the time. Leave that to Siamese twins.
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Mar 22, 2006
If you believe that Pinocchio is a piece of wood that turned into a real boy, then you got to believe that Christina Aguilera is a cheap inflatable doll that turned into an annoying pop singer.
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Mar 22, 2006
Sylvester Stallone says that he didn’t rescue choking actress Ellen Barkin in a Los Angeles restaurant because he didn’t realise she was in trouble. The actress almost died from suffocation at the posh Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar, when Hollywood agent Kevin Huvane saved her with the Heimlich technique. Stallone says:
“I had no idea Ellen was in the restaurant. If she was coughing or dying, she was doing it politely. I would have been more than happy to reach down her throat or squeeze her hard. Sat there dumbfounded? Please! I would have rallied round - just to avoid paying the bill.”
Sylvester Stallone doesn’t rescue people. He kills them or let them die if he’s in a good mood.
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Mar 21, 2006
Some years ago Sharon Stone became famous because she was hot and she spread her legs wide for a second. Now, most men are praying for her to keep her legs shut because she’s old and ugly. This doesn’t include perverts who love grannies of course. [Hollywoodtuna]
Paris hilton wants her sister to smell her breath and guess which Greek she just sucked. Not that’s entertaining. [Cityrag]
Mar 21, 2006
Thousands of dollars and hours of plastic surgery were spent on Jennifer Walcott’s face and body. The Playmate has currently the best body money can buy, but wait until she’s 40. She’ll probably look like Michel Jackson with boobs.
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Mar 21, 2006
Reuters reports that the tenth season of “South Park” will launch on Wednesday with a new episode titled “The Return of Chef!”, marking the “triumphant homecoming” of lusty school cafeteria cook James “Chef” McElroy to the show, Comedy Central said in a statement. The last-minute episode has been filmed in response to Scientologist Isaac Hayes‘ decision to quit the show because it made fun of his alien religion. Here’s the synopsis of the episode:
“While Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are thrilled to have their old friend back, they notice that something about Chef seems different. When Chef’s strange behavior starts getting him in trouble, the boys pull out all the stops to save him.”
And in case you didn’t see it already, you can watch the episode here.
Mar 21, 2006
Sophie Monk is so skinny that everytime she takes a bath, the hole sucks her in and her boyfriend has to call the plumber to help her get out of this mess.
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Mar 21, 2006
My favorite dumbass, Kevin Federline, has just released a new song. If you think “Popozao” was ridiculous, wait until you hear K-Fed say that magazines can suck his dick. Damn, even a pamphlet wouldn’t want to suck his dick. If your ears are ready to bleed, just click on the following link. You’ve been warned: this sucks.
Oops! K-Fed did it again! [myspace]
When you’re done listening to this, it’s time for some Peanut Butter Federline.
Mar 20, 2006
Even with the weird nose, Roselyn Sanchez is part of a small group of women who’ll look sexy wearing garbage bag. [The Bastardly]
Nicole Richie is out of control. During the taping of ‘The Single Life’, she asked a 11-year-old boy if she looks fuckable. The correct answer is no. [A Socialite's Life]
Paris Hilton dumped Stavros Niarchos for former fiance Paris Latsis. Do we really care? The Hilton heiress is so yesterday. [Egotastic!]
Mar 20, 2006
Why is this man laughing? Probably because Tara Reid is pulling a Barrymore. Or because he saw the glass and he knows that Tara will be drunk in three hours and then…
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Mar 20, 2006
According to Page Six, the parents of hideous actress Tori Spelling, Aaron and Candy, have stopped talking to her. For silly reasons, as you probably already guessed.
“There is a scene in the first episode of her new show, ‘So noTORIous,’ in which she makes fun of the eBay room in her parents’ house,” a friend says. “Her mother has a huge shopping problem and has a whole room dedicated to the stuff she buys on the site. When Candy saw the episode, she threatened Tori and said she was going to sue her.”
Damn. When my ex-wife pissed me off, I sold her on eBay as a cleaning lady and a girl named “candyspelling_03″ won the auction. I wonder if she’s stored in the Spelling’s eBay room. And I hope the room is big because my ex-wife is fat.
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Mar 20, 2006
Like I told you last week, Comedy Central pulled a repeat of the episode of ‘South Park’ that made fun of Scientology and featured Tom Cruise refusing to come out of the closet. It caused Isaac Hayes to quit the show and confirmed the media is controlled by a bunch of wackos. Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of “South Park”, released this statement through their lawyer:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu
This has to be the best statement I ever read. Why doesn’t Tom Cruise admit he’s gay instead of hiding behind a stupid religion? What a sissy.
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