They scare the shit out of me. Thank God Samuel L. Jackson can handle them. What am I talking about? Snakes on a motherfuckin’ plane, goddamnit! [via usemycomputer]

The TV show 24 is now a video game. And the real star of the show, Elisha Cuthbert, is going to be one of the characters you can play. [Hollywoodtuna]

Haylie Duff’s nose should be like 4 feet long already with all those lies she tells herself that she’s actually a talent actress. [The Bastardly]

Avril Lavigne loves to give the finger like a real pirate. I guess she also uses it to pleasure her gay fiance.

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Daniel Baldwin, brother to several well-known actors, has been arrested on charges of possession of cocaine after cops received a call that a woman had been threatened at the Ocean Park Motel in Santa Monica, California. TMZ reports:

We’re told that the police responded to a motel room where Baldwin and man named Buddy Winston were front and center. Cops said they found cocaine and arrested both men. Baldwin’s bail was set at $10,000.

I know that this news is not news. For celebrities, snorting cocaine is as common as putting sugar in your coffee. But I know you like it when celebrities get arrested. You little gossip whores.

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If Christina Milian and Alessandra Ambrosio met, it would create too much hotness at the same time and the same place and it would mess up the space-time continuum, thus creating a paradox which would destroy the entire universe. I’m not kidding.

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It looks like Denise richards and Richie Sambora were an item before he split from Heather Locklear. According to In Touch Weekly, Locklear recently met with her ex-husband and her former good friend Denise, and the two told Heather they were dating. But the story goes back a little further:

But apparently the history goes back a little further. “Richards was the one who told Heather to file for divorce,” an insider told the mag. “Now it looks like she had an ulterior motive.” The Sheens and the Samboras were neighbors in Westlake Village, a ritzy area in Los Angeles’ San Fernando Valley. After both couples split, the hubbys moved out, but the wives stayed in the houses. The friendship, however, is kaput. “Heather thinks Denise is the worst kind of woman — a backstabber,” a “pal” told the mag. “She wants nothing to do with her ever again.”

Time has long gone since the actresses locked lips when Richards guest starred on “Spin City”. Michael J. Fox probably had the boner of his life.

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Did Jennifer Love Hewitt kill a fox and put its fur on her head or is her hairstylist a total dumbass? The mystery remains. [Hollywoodtuna]

Someone please tell me where I can buy some tickets for Angelina Jolie’s Adoption Super Lottery. [The Bastardly]

Katharine McPhee’s American Idol performance was all about showing off her boobies and her panties. [BlogNYC]

Jessica Alba tricked everyone into believing her nipple was about to pop out at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards. She inadvertently invented a new trend and I fear that every female celebrity will now use this trick to get some media attention without shocking younger audiences.

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The police reportedly needed 15 riot vans to restrain Snoop Dogg and his 30-strong entourage, who were arrested at London’s Heathrow airport yesterday after a riot erupted when they were refused entry to the first-class lounge provided by British Airways. The delay means he has been forced to cancel a gig in Johannesburg on Thursday night as part of South Africa’s Freedom Day celebrations. A witness said:

“There were all these huge, 20-stone men smashing up display cabinets and throwing people around. I saw Snoop Dogg on the ground with four riot police trying to put him in handcuffs. His minders were throwing bottles at people. There were 15 riot vans and eight police cars outside, with dog sniffer units. They were throwing the policemen around like pillows. Then, the police used pepper spray on them.”

A British Airways spokeswoman said that they have been banned from travelling with the company for the foreseeable future. And I say British Airways should be banned from flying for supporting apartheid.

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Christina Milian and her awesome booty are still number one in my heart (it should be noted that a pirate’s heart lies in his pants) but beware of Rihanna. That girl has a huge potential. A singing potential, that is.

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Mandy Moore was horrified when she saw the cover of the May 2006 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine. Next to her face, there’s a headline which says “orgasms unlimited”. She says:

“I’m very flattered to be on a magazine cover, but the horrifying part is my parent’s have framed every magazine that I’ve ever been on from the beginning. “So there’s a whole wall dedicated to that and it starts off with me at 14 and ‘Mandy’s favourite colour is pink!’ and now Cosmo and my face and ‘orgasms unlimited.’ “And my dad has to take it to the framer’s to get it framed. It has nothing to do with me - it’s just an article [that appears in the magazine]!”

Standing next to stupid headlines is the price to pay to make the cover of magazines. I don’t think she should be embarrassed because it could have been worse. She can thank God for not making the cover of a teenager magazine next to the headline “Cure butt acne.”

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I thought there was no way to describe how ugly a hottie like Lisa Rinna could be. That was before my bastardly friends created the only website dedicated to the faces made of butter. [Buttafaces]

A girl went to K-Fed’s concert. Before you tell me you want to beat her to death, let me add that she gave him the finger. Her eloquence can be considered as community service. God bless that girl. [IDLYITW]

Now sit back, relax, and watch pictures of hot skinny supermodels in jeans. See you tomorrow, mighty pirates! [Hollywoodtuna]

Paris Hilton recently got attacked by her own Mercedes. The car was clearly trying to kill her but unfortunately, it failed. Better luck next time.

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