Tom Cruise is Not Chuck Norris

Tom Cruise went nuts again. The actor attacked those who prescribe psychiatric drugs in the May issue of GQ magazine. IMDB reports:
“I’ve always found the ‘if it makes me feel better, it’s OK’ rationale a little suspect. I think it’s appalling that people have to live a life of drug addiction when I have personally helped people get off drugs.” In the interview, the actor claims he can get someone off heroin in three days through Scientology’s detox programs.
Who the hell does this man think he is? God? Sorry Tom, but the throne of Heaven is already taken by Chuck Norris. Here’s a fact that proves it: A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. Do I need to say more?

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