Quickies: Skinny Rodent

It looks like Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are getting married or engaged. I couldn’t care less, Eva is nothing but an overrated skinny rodent. [Hollywoodtuna]
Pete Doherty assaulted the paparazzi this weekend. Because he had to find a different way to celebrate Easter. [A Socialite's Life]
Who the hell is Charlotte Church? I heard she’s some kind of opera singing chick but all I ever saw is her butt. Now my question is: does she actually have a mouth or does she sing with her asshole? [The Bastardly]

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