Apr 18, 2006
Scarlett Johansson in a Bikini
An ol’ friend of mine told me he coudn’t find any pictures of Scarlett Johansson in a bikini. I told him I would find some and post them on my site. He said that it would be awesome. I know I do awesome things and people always say they can’t thank me enough. They’re right: that’s not enough. That’s why before posting these pictures, I asked my friend to lick my feet. Because I’m the greatest pirate alive. Build a statue of myself, worship it and I’ll show you Jessica Alba’s pussy.
More boobies after the jump.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
sweetie
*motorboats her bewbies*
Apr 19th, 2006
rainbow
you motorboating sonofabitch.
(lol wedding crashers if you didnt already know!)
Oct 16th, 2006
vivid
get a life.. let the paparazzi’s do their thing..
Dec 30th, 2006
cake
Purty Booby
Feb 14th, 2007
chiari
doesn’t that breast look a little fake? it is so round and defying gravity. real big boobs puddle at the bottom. what is up with the gap? i am saying those are fake.
Feb 24th, 2007
mike
i dont care if scarletts boobs are real or fake,they look absolutely delicious to me.
Jun 22nd, 2007
aaron
It does say “After the jump”, so maybe the picture just caught them during the upward motion. Like Mike said, though, I’d take ‘em either way…
Jul 19th, 2007
Woody
They look plenty real to me, and based on looking at her in several movies over the years, their expansion looks gradual enough. The bikini top affects their shape a lot, depending on how tight it is.
Jul 19th, 2007
Woody
Also, I’d be happy to inspect by touch or close-up look if I had a chance.
Jul 19th, 2007
rachel
Hey Guys!They are def real! Shes just wearing a pushup underwire bra that helps us c cups defy gravity!
Aug 11th, 2007
Kelly
~ I’m with Rachel, and a very nice ‘c’ cup they are indeed
Aug 23rd, 2007
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