Kelly Clarkson is a Killer Whale

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Kelly Clarkson is so ugly that when she comes out of the water, everybody screams “Free Willy!”

More nature’s wonder after the jump.

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13 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. LOL, it kinda looks like that chick is banging her from behind with a strap on in the second shot. Bad choice of bikini’s.
    I was thinking more “call me Queequeg “,

  2. You’re so far off mark of reality that you couldn’t recognize beauty if it sat on your face. Kelly Clarkson’s curves not only represent the true shape of a woman’s body, but every single man I’ve shown this picture to has stared longingly at her delicious feminine body until drool dribbled onto their chins.

    She’s a real woman. Enough with the photoshopped pictures of pasty skeletons.

    You should be ashamed of yourself for helping to perpetuate the misconception that women need to feel badly about having tits and an ass. Let’s fuck up a totally new generation of impressionable girls while we’re at it.

  3. joseycat

    Kelly Clarkson is HOT! And Kelly Clarkson totally rocks!

    Jealous much, snarky person?

  4. kasamaan

    Hum….sounds like someone can’t handle someone being more attractive. Kelly Clarkson is awesome looking and she’s 100% REAL.

  5. Jake

    “…every single man I’ve shown this picture to has stared longingly at her delicious feminine body until drool dribbled onto their chins”

    Prison will do that to a guy. She’s gross.

  6. Billy

    See once again another jealous bitch is mad that Kelly Clarkson is soo much better than her. Some of you ho’s need to get a fuckin life.

  7. nikki

    i think that kelly is fucking awesome so shes a little over weight GET A LIFE

  8. ipsod

    Pig.

  9. rb

    shes smokinnn hottt she’s thick and perfect that’s a way a girl is supposed to look…i’ll eat her out

  10. Lynds

    Ok, First of all. No she isn’t skinny ass Paris Hilton, she is a REAL woman and she is very curvish and beautiful! I too have the same body type as her and I think I am sexy as hell! And so does my boyfriend. I dont think any guys would want a woman who when they lay with or cuddle with, will break in half!! Skinny is out this year! WAY TO GO KELLY!!

  11. Jenna

    I think that a person’s size has nothing to do with who they are. However- I think Kelly has a gorgeous body. And im a female i dont find women attractive but i think kelly is gorgeous. NOBODY has the right to say oh that person is fat or shes a whale. Nobody judges people for having small boobs, yea it might suck but it can be fixed. If you look at other women Kelly is smaller then most of the women in the USA. Look up average US women under google images and see what you see.

    Even if a women is over weight she is still gorgeous in her own way….. AND KELLY WANTS A LIFE TOO ONE WERE SHE DOESN”T GET JUDGED FOR WHO SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Emma

    Knob head!!!! Kelly is a gud role model, just cause she’s not anorexic it doesnt mean she’s ugly…..IDIOT!

  13. Vlad

    As a normal guy, I just wanna say that… especially looking at pix 3 and 4, if you’re a male, and you say “eww gross” or “ugly!” etc, you got problems with sexuality, you’re confused if you’re gay or straight.

    Kelly is sexy 100%, even though the reporter took the pix with a NEGATIVE intention, clearly.

    And to the original post, sweety, don’t be jealous, it’s okay.

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