Apr 24, 2006
Brad Pitt Smells Bad
Brad Pitt, who was once dubbed the “Sexiest Man Alive” by various magazines, has recently been named on a list of the “100 Unsexiest Men in the World” because he smells so bad. The actor, who used to make girls wet their pants, has made the shameful list because of bad hygiene rumors.
The unflattering poll, which also includes Jerry Seinfeld, ‘Tonight Show’ presenter Jay Leno and Osama Bin Laden, is topped by the US comedian Gilbert Gottfried. Britney Spear’s hubby Kevin Federline also managed to make the gruesome list coming in at number 99 - one spot ahead of Pitt.
These men rule. It is a well-known fact that dirt obstructs the skin pores, thus preventing diseases from entering the body. Stay away from the shower, and you will live longer.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
maverick
You might live longer, but without good personal hygiene, it will be a long, lonely life.
May 5th, 2006
cynic
…STINKY JAY LENO LIKES TO RECYCLE HIS JOKES ABOUT SMELLING FRENCH PEOPLE
(RECENTLY FEW DAYS AGO….)…HE SHOULD , MAYBE BY HIMSELF FEW MORE PAIRS
OF SHOES ( HE CLAIMED FEW MONTHS AGO THAT HE HAVE ONLY 2-3 PAIRS), MAYBE
IT’S HIS FEETS , WHICH HELPED HIM MAKE THE LIST !
Jun 20th, 2006
hitman
Brad sucks big time!
Sep 20th, 2006
b
I know first hand that Brad Pitt was always known as “stinky” starting when he was a loser at MU in Columbia, MO. Stinky and and a-hole. I guess they go together.
Feb 15th, 2007
Cindy
Also add that Brad Pitt’s looks are OVERRATED! He looks like a dork! I know on the internet people joke about how he looks like a monkey! AND I AGREE!
It ’s somewhat common knowledge that Brad Pitt has a B.O. problem.
Also the media are the ones who think all women like Brad Pitt. The reality is that many of us think he is either average or even ugly! My female friends all think his looks are overrated big time. And I agree as you can tell!
Mar 6th, 2008
Samantha
I hope Brad Pitt sues the pants off of this site for posting slanderous remarks. Idiots!
Apr 14th, 2008
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