I didn’t pay much attention when I first heard that some Hollywood hunk was accused of masturbating in front of a female masseuse some months ago. But today I learned that this man was none other than Kevin Costner and it’s always fun when a B-list celebrity gets busted doing nasty things.

The story emerged in a lawsuit filed by the 31-year-old masseuse, who said she’d been unfairly fired after complaining. While the star wasn’t identified, Costner’s name emerged in the press. This week, the hotel settled the suit and the court ruled there was no good reason to keep his name a secret. His spokesman, Paul Bloch, danced around whether there was any truth to the claim. “This was never about Kevin Costner. This was a dispute between a hotel and an ex-employee. [There] were accusations made that were never proven,” Bloch told Page Six’s Bill Hoffmann. Costner, 51, was honeymooning with new wife, Christine, when he went for the massage. The masseuse told the court, “I couldn’t believe he thought he could get away with [it]. When I was giving his wife a massage afterwards, I wanted to tell her everything.”

But she didn’t at the time, because it’s very difficult to speak with your mouth full.

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Okay, so it looks like Britney didn’t eat too much Cheetos for breakfast and she’s really pregnant this time. According to US Weekly, Spears showed up poolside at Caesar’s Palace in Las vegas over the weekend, sporting a red bikini and a serious bump. Sources then confirmed the pregnancy to the magazine. I spared you the horror of seeing Britney in a bikini and posted other pictures instead. Whatever, she just looks fat to me. Why the hell would she want to have another baby with K-Fed anyway?

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“Lost” star Michelle Rodriguez, who pleaded guilty for driving under the influence last year, chose to go to jail rather than do 240 hours of community service. Her lawyer said:

“I would suspect that because she has a hard time even going out for a meal without being intruded upon for an autograph or photograph, it’s really difficult for her to do community service.”

Or maybe she’s just lazy. I’d choose the bars and a good novel to read (no, not the Bible) over a shovel and dirt anyday.

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Natalie Portman wants to remind us that she’s still a chick, even with the short hair. Just in case you haven’t noticed. [The Bastardly]

Here’s a little picture that reminded me that Pink is nothing but an ugly coke snorting cow. I hate her so much. [A Socialite's Life]

Here’s a shameless plug. Because I just love this website. [usemycomputer]

But she’s not afraid of getting cold. Because she knows boobies help sell shitty albums.

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It seems Tori Spelling’s latest ad campaign isn’t sitting too well with some Los Angeles merchants.

“People promoting her TV series Notorious have been plastering stickers on sidewalks in front to chic L.A. shops that read ‘Tori was here, and she tripped. So NoTorious.’ It’s supposed to evoke her character’s ditzy personality, but instead, it’s provoking anger,” a source tells the Scoop. “They take forever to scrape off the sidewalk. Some people are saying they’re going to send her father [mega wealthy producer Aaron Spelling] the bill for having it cleaned up.”

There’s no need to plaster stickers on sidewalks to remind me that Tori is ‘tripping.’ I mean, she looks like an old fish on LSD.

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Denise Richards says she ditched Charlie Sheen because he’s a sex addict, but those pictures could be the proof that she ditched him for another reason: Heather Locklear’s ex-husband, Richie Sambora. I can’t blame him for that. I mean, what would you do if Denise was your neighbor?

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Sienna Miller took a u-turn, ditched Hayden Christensen, and is back in the arms of Jude Law.

Miller flew to Los Angeles last Friday and has been staying with Law and his four children in a rented house in Topanga Canyon. But she’s determined to stay independent and is moving from her and Law’s home base, London, to New York. “She wants to buy an apartment there,” said a friend. Miller was spotted last week checking out an apartment in Harrison Ford’s building in Chelsea.

Damn, Sienna really doesn’t want to leave the spotlight. That bitch is spreading her legs to stardom, but I’m not sure she made the right choice, because Jude is not so A-list anymore.

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I didn’t know that milk could give you superpowers. Let’s drink a glass of milk and jump from a building to see if we can fly like Superman. [Got Milk?]

I have no shame of plugging a shameless plug of Alessandra Ambrosio. [The Bastardly]

Ashton Kutcher Punk’d failures are more funny than his boring show. [Cityrag]

Pepsi hired Christina Aguilera for their latest commercial. Then they deflated her and rolled her into a single rectangle about 1/2 inch thick and stored her away. Inflatable dolls are very convenient.

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It looks like “X-Men 3″ director Brett Ratner, who has been romantically linked with Lindsay Lohan, is a re-gifter.

Two weeks ago, on his 37th birthday, Ratner received a $900 Hermes blanket from his pal, jewelry heiress Zeta Graff. What he didn’t know was that, as a joke, Graff had included a photo of herself in a bikini with a note attached that read, “For when I’m not there to keep you warm.” Ratner never saw the picture, though. Later that evening, Ratner told Graff, he gave the blanket to Lindsay Lohan - with whom he’s been romantically linked, although both have denied it - during a private tour of his home. Lohan was said to be “shocked” when she unwrapped the blanket and found Graff’s photo. Later, when Graff e-mailed Ratner to see if he liked the blanket, he responded: “Lindsay Lohan stole it! I will get it back!” Graff, who notes she and Ratner are not romantic, confirmed this version of events to Page Six, and added, in an e-mail, “I guess now I know that [Ratner] is also eco-friendly and he recycles!”

Lindsay Lohan wasn’t shocked because of the photo of Zeta but because she actually never saw a real blanket before. When she’s a bit cold, she uses a man as a blanket. And she changes blankets very often.

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Mountain climbers know the Everest, the Mount White and the Himalaya. But climbing Tara Reid’s mountains is their ultimate challenge.

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