Kate Beckinsale has a nice plumber’s butt. [Egotastic!]
Mariah Carey’s legs are way overpriced. [Hollywoodtuna]
Britney Spears shouldn’t wear g-strings. [The Bastardly]
Jessica Simpson purchases ‘Team Jessica’ t-shirts. [The Post Chronicle]
If Brett Ratner is shit, can we call him Shatner? [Thighs Wide Shut]
Me: Damn, I just dropped my pencil.
Eva: Wait, I’ll lean forward and pick it up for you, so you can stare at my boobs.
Me: Thanks, Eva.
Eva: You’re welcome, sexy pirate.
Here’s a pirated video of the theatrical teaser trailer for the B-movie turned into summer cult film “Snakes on a Plane.” So bad it’s brilliant. Don’t forget to check the official site for the movie, which hits theaters on August 18.
Emma: Stop staring at my pink tights or I’ll shoot! I’m not legal, you perverts!
The Asian Girl: Back off or I shit on your face!
Actress Michelle Rodriguez, who was sentenced for violating probation terms after her drunken driving arrest in Hawaii, was released from jail early after serving exactly 4 hours and 27 minutes of a 60-day sentence due to lockup overcrowding.
“It was very disappointing for our prosecutors to see a two-time offender check in to jail just long enough to get her cheese sandwich and then get out,” said Frank Mateljan, a spokesman for Los Angeles City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo.
It must have been even more disappointing for Michelle. The poor girl couldn’t even stay for dessert.
I’d like to remind you that Christina Milian is still one of the world’s sexiest girl. [Usemycomputer]
Joss Stone wears a bikini, drinks beer, makes the news. [Hollywoodtuna]
Adriana Lima in a bikini is not really news. But I like that. [Egotastic!]
You don’t really want to see bikini pictures of Nicole Richie. [Mollygood]
Where is PETA when you need them? [Buttafaces]
Rachel Bilson: Where I am? Is this Hollywood? Am I still a whore? Damn, my head hurts.
More pics after the jump.
Paris Hilton, whose life consists in snorting coke, dumping Greek heirs and forgetting the name of her own video game, is now a singer. The dumb heiress is planning to release an album which will be a mix of reggae, pop and hip-hop. Her first single will be called “I’m nothing but an attention whore” “Stars Are Blind.”
Hilton will also do a remake of the Rod Stewart song “Da Ya Think I’m Sexy?,” she was quoted as saying in the June issue of Hong Kong magazine Prestige. “The whole album has so much different music on it. I like all music. It’s not like I only like pop or only rock. I want to have something for everybody,” Hilton said. “I have always had a voice and always known I could sing, but I was too shy to let it come out. When I finally let go and did it, I realized it is what I am most talented at and what I love to do the most.”
My ears are bleeding in anticipation of what will probably be one of the worst attempt at making music ever. I think I’d rather listen to monkeys playing bongos for five consecutive hours than listen to this crap.
When Alyssa Milano goes to a baseball game, you can be sure that there will be some action… in men’s pants. Don’t let the dental retainer distract you from the boobies.
More pics after the jump.
Kelsey Grammer, who plays “Beast” in “X-Men: The Last Stand,” is already looking forward to reprise his role in the sequel and he can’t stop talking about it.
Given the boffo box-office numbers “The Last Stand” did over Memorial Day weekend, Grammer told Page Six that he fully expects Fox to order up a sequel, despite the seeming finality of the film’s title. The former “Frasier” star - whom we caught up with at a party in his honor at Hamptons magazine honcho Jason Binn’s Southampton estate on Sunday - also revealed that director Brett Ratner was still shooting scenes for “The Last Stand” only three weeks ago. But perhaps the most notable nugget he shared with us was that Rebecca Romijn - who appears to be wearing only blue paint as the mutant Mystique - actually wears prosthetic breasts in the movie. Who knew?
What I know is that we’re going to see more blue boobies in the future and I won’t complain. But wasn’t “The Last Stand” supposed to be the conclusion of the X-Men trilogy? Ah, the power of money.
Nicolas Cage is probably the coolest ghost ever. [Apple]
Carmen Electra wants you to buy some stupid machine. [The Bastardly]
Jessica Simpson’s boots certainly aren’t made for wearing. [Hollywoodtuna]
Are Natalie Portman and Jake Gyllenhaal dating? That’s the question. [Egotastic!]
The brand new Superman Returns trailer is online! [Superherohype]
Nelly Furtado is not the innocent bird I used to know. Damn, I just listened to her new album and it’s an ode to sex. It’s like she wants you to know that she’s not only a heart, but also an ass. Well, that’s good enough for me.
More pics after the jump.
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