May 8, 2006
Simpson, We Got a Problem
Tags: Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson
Okay, so now that Ashlee Simpson went blonde and looks kinda hot thanks to plastic surgery, her sister Jessica went brown and looks kinda ugly. Could someone please tell me what the fuck is going on?
More weirdness after the jump.
Jessica: Wow! So that’s how ET the Extra-Terrestrial’s dick looks like. May I suck it, please?
Jessica: Bye! I got to go before my boobies touch the ground.
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
elredmond
wow she looks horrible. her nose and boobs both droop the same way. wow. jess, you look like crap.
May 8th, 2006
celebitchy
That’s a wig that’s part of her upcoming line of hairpieces. Very ugly hairpieces.
May 8th, 2006
maverick
I wonder if her dad will go on and on about how bad her boobs look in this photo? And for the record, Jessica’s only mad that Ashlee copied her nose job.
May 10th, 2006
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