May 11, 2006
Supermodel Falls Off Bus
Russian model Tatyana Simanava became desoriented after leaving a bus’ bathroom Tuesday, opening an exit door and tumbling outside onto Brooklyn’s Gowanus Expressway. She broke her arm, dislocated a shoulder, and suffered cuts to her face and head, cops said. The bus was driving at 40-mph.
“We have been in business for 16 years and there has never been anything like this,” said Linda Safir, founder of Hoboken-based bus company On Time Elite. “I have no idea what happened. You’ve been on a bus? The exit doors are clearly exit doors.”
I know what you think but the poor girl is now resting at a Manhattan hospital and I don’t like to make fun of wounded people. So I won’t say supermodels are dumb. Let’s say they are just distracted.
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