May 17, 2006
Christina Aguilera is Drunk
Jordan Bratman: Look! She’s so drunk I can stick my nose in her boobies. Usually, she doesn’t even want to have sex with me because I’m too ugly. Thank God for alcohol!
Jordan: I’m going to get laid tonight, finally!
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
maverick
I think someone is taking her Marilyn Monroe fantasy a little bit too far.
May 17th, 2006
Agent Divine
She’s a Reptilian Creature from another dimension,
Oct 13th, 2007
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