“X-Men: The Last Stand” director Brett Ratner is not dating Lindsay “Firecrotch” Lohan at the moment, but it looks like he still has a thing for the 19-year-old actress.

I’ve shot a lot of guys - I want to shoot some girls,” the 37-year-old Ratner told Lowdown at a party celebrating his other career as a portrait photographer. “Mariah Carey is like the only woman I’ve shot. I want to shoot some women. Halle Berry would be cool. And Lindsay Lohan.” Ratner added that what he’d really like to do is photograph them naked. “I’d like to shoot the Pirelli calendar. Wouldn’t that be awesome? Hot!” Ratner gushed, referring to the famed calendar featuring nudes. A young blond woman in tight jeans interrupted to ask: “Can you be requested to take pictures? Do you do nude shots?” The gum-chomping Ratner brushed her off, then confided: “I’d like to take nude pictures of girls. Not her, though.” Which didn’t stop him from checking her out as she sauntered away. Ratner admitted: “I’m overpaid as a photographer, I’ve got to say. Way overpaid.” Speaking of women in their birthday suits, he had nothing but praise for “X-Men” star Rebecca Romijn: “She was naked, and she looked great in the blue makeup.”

Damn, Brett’s penis is definitely on fire. Is his girlfriend Alina Puscau frigid or what?

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