May 25, 20060
Wilmer Valderrama is a Shepherd
Life before “That ’70s Show” wasn’t always easy for Wilmer Valderrama and his 8-inch Latin love rocket. Before having sex with basically every starlet in Hollywood, including Lindsay Lohan and Mandy Moore, the actor developed his skills in a farm. He tells Maxim:
“When I was 10 years old, we’d pick out a cow and boom! They’d hit it in the head with a hammer, lift it up by the back legs, and skin it in front of us. Then I’d take the head home and make soup”
Then he used to have sex with Kelly, Dolly, Pamela and every other goat out there. It should be noted that Dolly was a virgin.
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