May 26, 2006
Brandon Davis is Your Best Friend
Brandon Davis asked Lindsay Lohan, aka “Firecrotch,” to forgive him for his hateful tirade in which he joked about her private parts as Paris Hilton laughed like a little school boy.
“My behavior on May 16 was inexcusable,” Davis says in a statement that sounds like he had some help in writing. “What started out as a joke got completely carried away and I am horrified at the words that came out of my mouth. I consider Lindsay a friend and I hope she accepts my sincere apology for my reprehensible actions last week.”
Hey, Brandon, you’re a shitfaced bastard and a douchebag. Oh, and you’re so fat that when you fart the earth quakes. So, will you be my friend?
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maverick
With friends like Brandon Davis, who needs enemas?
May 28th, 2006
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