Quickies: Megatron

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Dreamworks Pictures has launched the new “Transformers” teaser trailer. [Transformers Movie]

Winona Ryder and her boobs are back. [Popbytes]

I can’t get enough of watching Jessica Biel workout. [The Bastardly]

Courtney Cox’s kid pulls off her bikini top. You gotta love that kid. [Egotastic!]

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban enjoy their honeymoon in Bora Bora. [Bricks and Stones]

Elizabeth Hurley is the Queen of All MILFs

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Liz: Forget Madonna and Demi Moore. I’m the queen of all MILFs.

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Kate Moss Writes a Poem

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Kate Moss has penned a woeful poem in ex-lover Pete Doherty’s own journal, claiming the Babyshambles frontman cared more about drugs than his relationship with her.

“You love them more than you love me/So that’s why I could cry all day long/that’s why I can’t breathe,” the supermodel wrote. A British literary magazine published the poem after finding it in one of Doherty’s journals, which he’s using to write his autobiography. On one page, Doherty vows to quit drugs if Moss will marry him.

Neither has happened and Kate is now looking for another rocker. The only problem is that they all take drugs. She should seriously consider dating a violonist or a flutist for a change.

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Tori Spelling Tans Her Boobies

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Dean McDermott: Tori, aren’t you supposed to attend your father’s burial today?
Tori: Yeah, but first I have to tan my boobs.

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Kate Bosworth is a Great Philosopher

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Forget Aristotle and Plato, “Superman Returns” star Kate Bosworth may be the greatest philosopher of all time. The actress, who’s famous for having a shitstain in her right eye, was recently quoted by Life & Style magazine as saying:

“I always say that you have to have a strong heart, a clear mind and a tough skin.”

That is kind of similar to my philosophy. I always say that if an actress wants to be successful in Hollywood, she must have talent, humility and a nice butt. Kate, I’m your disciple.

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Quickies: Doggystyle

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Jessica Alba schemes to have sex with Snoop Dogg. [The Bastardly]

Lindsay Lohan gets farked up. [Cityrag]

Read a press release from Anne Hathaway’s breasts. [The Jay]

Star Jones speaks way too much. [Gawker]

Britney Spears is moving back to her trailer park. [A Socialite's Life]

Mena Suvari Pumps It Up

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Mena: Do you like the way I handle the gas pump, guys?

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Keira Knightley is Desperate to Kiss Johnny Depp

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Keira Knightley revealed she begged director Gore Verbinski for an on-screen smooch with her co-star Johnny Depp on the set of “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest.” She admits:

“I was saying, ‘Give me one kiss, just give me one kiss’. I got it and it was good - really good.”

I went to the “Pirates of the Caribbean 2″ premiere and when I saw Keira, I asked her to kiss me. But all I got was a smooch from Mickey Mouse. Damn you, Johnny.

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Pamela Anderson Bares It All for PETA

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Pamela Anderson recently stripped off to show that she would rather go nude than wear fur at PETA’s Humanitarian Awards. I’m also a big supporter of PETA. I told my two cats, my dog and my hamster to stop wearing fur. They didn’t listen so I shaved them. On a more serious note, don’t you think she’s getting a bit too old for that?

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Katie Cassidy is the New Dallas Girl

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The role of Lucy Ewing in the big screen adaptation of Dallas has been one of the most sought-after roles in Hollywood of late. Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan and Kristin Cavallari were the front runners to play the famous character, but “Click” star Katie Cassidy got the role. It seems that film bosses were keen on 19-year-old Katie because they didn’t want any diva action on set. A source told US Weekly:

“Producers wanted to steer clear of the drama and also thought Katie was simply better for the role.”

I also think it’s a wise decision. If Jessica or Lindsay had landed the role, the movie set would have turned into a celebrity deathmatch arena. You wouldn’t want to see JLo, who plays JR’s evil wife Sue Ellen, and Hohan fighting and tearing each other’s clothes off in the mud while the director screams at them, would you? Wait. I would dig that.

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Quickies: Spidey Three

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Watch the trailer for Spider-Man 3. [Apple]

Star Jones is done. That bitch ain’t never coming back. [Gawker]

Alyssa Milano gives her boobies a rest and takes her dog for a walk. [The Bastardly]

Lost actress Emilie de Ravin is not available on the love market anymore. [US Weekly]

Here’s something nice to play with in the morning. [CubeMe]

Paris Hilton Goes Out in Her Undies

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Paris Hilton was recently spotted going out in her undies, ready to hop from one man’s bed to another.

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