Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are Colonial Overlords

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been branded “colonial overlords” for the special treatment they received in Namibia in the weeks leading up to the birth of their daughter Shovel last month.
Society For Human Rights (NSHR) accuses the superstar couple of “using heavy-handed and brutal tactics” to get the African country’s government to aid their desire for total privacy. A NSHR spokesman says, “To shut down a national border so she can give birth in peace is a massive abuse of power.”
This is only a taste of things to come. Next time, she’ll probably take advantage of her UN Goodwill Ambassador status to nuke China so she can give birth in Tibet.

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