Reese Witherspoon Sues Star Magazine

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Academy Award-winning actress Reese Witherspoon filed a lawsuit claiming Star Magazine invaded her privacy by publishing a false story that she was pregnant “in a callous effort to boost the tabloid’s sagging sales.”

“Contrary to the fabricated Cover Story,” the lawsuit says, “the true facts are that [Reese] is not pregnant, does not have a ‘baby bump’ and has not otherwise gained weight such that she has had to resort to wearing ‘Empire-waist dresses,’ ‘baggy clothing,’ or an ‘old-fashioned 1920’s bathing suit.’”

Some years ago, I was waiting for the bus and there was that kid standing by. I asked him if he was a skateboarder. He wondered why I was asking him that question since he didn’t even have a skateboard. I said it was because I noticed he was wearing baggy pants. Then I sniffed and quickly moved away. That kid wasn’t wearing baggy pants. He had shitted in his pants. Moral of the story: clothes don’t make the person.

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