Jun 28, 2006
Britney Spears Nude in Harper’s Bazaar
I had a very interesting conversation with my son this morning.
My son: Daddy, why do girls apply make-up and perfume themselves?
Me: Because they’re ugly and they stink.
My son: So make-up and perfume are supposed to make them attractive.
Me: Yeah.
My son: Then why is Britney Spears so ugly, even with make-up on.
Me: I don’t know. Shut up and finish your breakfast.
More pics after the jump.
37 Comments, Comment or Ping
milktoast
I am by no means a fan of Britney Spears, but if your son is actually thinks she “is so ugly,” then people can only be left to assume he:
(a) is retarded
(b) is blind
(c) has received one too many knocks to the head
(d) is one of those pathetic bandwagon-ers who likes to trash the celebrities they used to laud simply because said celebrity suddenly became unpopular and everyone else is doing it.
or
(e) all of the above
Jun 29th, 2006
asudman
Can you say Air-Brushed???
Jun 29th, 2006
smitty
nice sun damage on your chest, britney. reason 1,456 why tanning is bad.
Jun 30th, 2006
Charlene
This is so hot i love it. you look so hot pregnant.
Sep 21st, 2006
nihaj
it is lovely
Sep 22nd, 2006
mandy lopez
I honestly think people are so rude buy saing those commetns above.. Those are the kind of people who have Low self-esteem to try to bring a beautiful girl like her down.. I think she is very hot and everygirl looks beautiful pregnant.. but britany is just too hot. and i dont think its hairbrushed shes alwasy been this beautiful. Stop trying to bring her down cause all you do is make her laugh.
Nov 8th, 2006
P.F.Long
I think she is gorgeous and has a very warm glow. Best of luck to her in whatever she does.
Nov 11th, 2006
David Robison
I think she looks like a piece of shit. Her fat ass should definately not be on the front of a mag. Nobody wants to see some disgusting pregnaut women as ugly as her all over the news. She looks like she has been beaten with the ugly stick one too many times……the only hope left for her now is plastic surgery.
Nov 13th, 2006
redbaron
I would love to bang Britney when she is pregnant. Damn She is hot
Nov 13th, 2006
Brittany Lauren
Clearly Mr. David Robison, you must just be blind. If she was that ugly, she wouldn’t have made it on the cover of the magazine. Also, you have to get fatter when you’re pregnant, thats just how it goes. Not to mention, if you are going to talk trash about her being disgusting and pregnant, you could at least spell pregnant correctly. Here, let me sound it out for you, P-R-E-G-N-A-N-T. Got it? Good.
Nov 15th, 2006
Peter North
I’d still bang that bitch even if she had triplets inside! This britney is so hot even if she’s pregnant. I think i’d call her up and invite her to do a movie with me. I sure wish she swallows ‘coz she’s going to get mouthfull via the north pole! You peeps watch out for my next vid entitled “Britney gets Speared” featuring yours truly and Britney Spears. K-Fed had better check out this vid ‘coz Brit will sure be FED with 9 inches of pure beef.
Dec 1st, 2006
james
SHE IS A BITCH AND A WHORE OTHERWISE NOBODY WILL POSE LIKE THIS DURING HER PREGNANCY. BHANCHODI RANDI
Jan 14th, 2007
crashnburn
britney is hot
Jan 23rd, 2007
Justine && Krissy
For all you haters-
You are all just jealous you dont look like her or cant get anything as good as her. For one thing she is not fat she’s pregnant. And for another those pictures arent nearly as bad as you are portraying them to be.
Feb 19th, 2007
Mike
Im getting a chubber just looking at them now. Britney is the blonde bombshell of my generation and teen years!
Mar 7th, 2007
samn
i like it
Mar 12th, 2007
Slugs
Believing Britney Spears is “ugly” has little to do with the visceral or her pregnant poses. It has to do with the ultimate ugliness inside her. No, not her baby, but her abject stupidity, lack of intellect and complete lack of musical savvy- that and her unquestioning support of the Commanding Nazi in Chief, GW Bush. She’s an overblown overrated media whore, who is only popular because of her tits. She represents (along with other “ugly” women like Paris “BJ for Hire” Hilton and Jessica “I’m dumber than dogshit” Simpson) exactly what is wrong with America today- women put on pedestals for their looks or sluttiness without regard for just how blindly stupid and utterly useless they really are. In Amerika today it’s only the outside that counts and if you think Britney is in any way beautiful you’re probably as shallow and clueless as she is.
Mar 25th, 2007
dave
i would fuck britney rotten shes fitt as. she would get it in every hole! hahaha
Apr 2nd, 2007
Courtney
JEALOUSY!!! hahah pathetic. BRITNEY YOURE GORGEOUS.
Apr 11th, 2007
qwe
PICTURES ARE SO CLASSY!
Apr 13th, 2007
josephus
Spears is just another media whore like the afore mentioned hilton-heir or any other pop media starlet getting press lately. She is not remotely attractive and I wouldn’t touch her with (my) ten foot pole.
May 16th, 2007
guy who tells truth
No one cares what any of you people think. You are all just peons in this world. She will be popular regardless of your stupid beliefs and views.
so shutup.
May 30th, 2007
Jack
Man, I would so fuck her pregnant ass!
May 30th, 2007
jacob
she has some extremely nice tits just sayin im mean those things… damn
May 30th, 2007
big Dick
I would fuck her up her ass so hard that I would make it that she could stick her whole arm up her ass not that she can’t already.
Jul 15th, 2007
SALLY
I WOULD NORMALLY SAY SHE IS GROSS THESE DAYS BUT I HAVE TO SAY SHE LOOKS REALLY BEAUTIFUL IN ALL OF THESE PICS, VERY CLASSY AND SKIN LOOKS GREAT, EVEN IF IT IS AIRBRUSHED A LITTLE, SHE IS STILL THE GIRL IN THE PIC…FOR ALL YOU LADIES WHO ARE JEALOUS AND MEN WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN LOOK AT PREGNANT NAKED WOMEN YOU SHOULD REALLY LOOK IN THE MIRROR BEFORE YOU JUDGE OTHERS. BRITNEY IF YOU EVER READ THIS I JUST WANT U TO KNOW I THINK YOU LOOK GREAT IN THESE PICS.
Aug 15th, 2007
Abhishek Singh
britney, britney………..i tink shez back in news like she alwayz hav been.
marvelous-only is d word that can describe her…..
u rock britney
I LOVE U….
Sep 19th, 2007
willie b jones
i would love to fuck brittney,but the old brittney! why would you sick fucks want to bang a soon tobe mom with a kid in her belly ? i hope someone fucks your mom in her mouth and cums in your face . BITCH!!!!!!
Oct 4th, 2007
Jay21
Damn Britney is gorgeous!
You rock gurl keep it up yea!
Oct 23rd, 2007
rainbow_magnolia
Possibly the most BEAUTIFUL pics of brittney are the ones where she is pregnant.
She is genuinly attractive but her choice is apparel is below average, even for the average trailer trash bimbo.
Nov 21st, 2007
Chrome
For the average person she looks pretty. But, for a person who is a parent she actually looks average and slightly non attractive due to the fact of what she has done to her kids and the behavior she takes on as a mother. I’m not saying she’s bad, she’s just not very good! Beauty is inside. If you portray ugliness you will look ugly no matter what. But, if your caring, honest, loving and respectful you become beautiful to those around you.
Dec 5th, 2007
Sean Farragher
Britney is beautiful, tragic, an icon and fragile. We could treasure her. That would be my way. Maybe in my poem the Circles of Heaven Hell I will show her humanity.
Jan 12th, 2008
Just A Man
I wish I could take care of her. She is a beautiful woman.
Jan 25th, 2008
tim
brit is a fuckin ugly, brainless whore. i am so fed up of seeing her in the news every bloody second that i just feel like fucking her so hard and non-stop till she dies and gives the world something new to write about.
Feb 10th, 2008
Randy K.
I still think Brittany is a gorgeous woman; great shape, pregnant or not. An eye-catcher.
May 28th, 2008
xyz
hi briteny i want to tell you that if u chose a profession of call girl you will earn more money bcause of you are really good body. so tell me ur rate of ur 1 night .
if u will tell me i will pay u . i have i condition for u i will fuck ur ass and pussy and ur mouth.
i have a Question to u ?
if your kid want to fuck u then what r u doing ?
because of ur body is so sexy will u enjoing with ur son
tell me!!!! BITCH
Jun 19th, 2008
adam
Britny we loved ur markable art , ur lovley voice , not your body !
there is a great difference between your songs that feed our spirits
& your body that is only for u and not for anyone else. I love and recpect ur art apart from ur body and no need to show us ur body to say we love u .
Mar 14th, 2009
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