Tori Spelling Reconciled with Dad Before He Died

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Aaron Spelling, a onetime movie bit player who created a massive number of hit series, from the vintage “Love Boat,” “Charlie’s Angels” and “Dynasty” to “Starsky and Hutch,” “Beverly Hills 90210″ and “Melrose Place,” died Friday at his mansion in Los Angeles after suffering a stroke on June 18. He was 83. It’s no secret Aaron was feuding with his daughter Tori Spelling. But she reportedly made peace with him before his death.

“I’m grateful I recently had the opportunity to reconcile with my father and most grateful we had the chance to tell each other we loved one another before he passed away,” Tori tells People exclusively. It’s a true blessing to have had a parent that loved me unconditionally. He had a heart as big as his talent and today, along with many others, I mourn his loss. He was a great man and even better father.”

She forgot to mention he was a wildly rich man. I mean, Tori wouldn’t want to pass up on daddy’s money, would she?

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Quickies: Happy Meal

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Kelly Brook feeds her boobies in a London restaurant. [The Bastardly]

Selma Blair stars in the “Blair Ditch Project.” [TMZ]

Former Playmate Stephanie Adams sues a fellow blogger. [BlogNYC]

South Park’s Trey Parker and Matt Stone are making a Broadway show. [The Post Chronicle]

Put fishes in your bathroom with the aquarium toilet. [CubeMe]

Victoria Beckham is Not Your Average Whore

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Victoria: If England wins the Soccer World Cup, I’ll have sex with the entire team.

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Matt Damon is the New Captain Kirk

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Actor Matt Damon is being lined up to replace William Shatner as the new Captain Kirk in the next “Star Trek” movie.

‘Mission: Impossible 3′ director JJ Abrams wants Damon to play the legendary character in the film, which will follow Kirk and Spock’s younger years at a space academy. And Abrams has Shatner’s approval. An insider says, “Shatner gave his blessing.”

A friend of someone who knows a guy who lunched with JJ Abrams told me that Adam Sandler will play the new Mr. Spock and that Bai Ling will play the new Sulu. But I don’t believe him.

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Lindsay Lohan Forgets Her Bra in a Taxi Cab

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Lindsay: I really enjoyed having sex with that taxi driver, even though he looked more like Adam Sandler than Robert De Niro.

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Katharine McPhee is Miserable

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“American Idol” runnerup Katharine McPhee looked adorable on the lame show, but in real life, she’s nothing but a bitch, according to a NY Daily spy who attended McPhee’s personal appearance in Brooklyn for the christening of the ocean liner Crown Princess.

“She was nasty,” reports the spy. “Katharine was cranky and in a foul mood. When a reporter asked her about those rumors that she was invited to sing at Tom Cruise’s wedding and that John Mayer asked her out, she freaked out and said, ‘Why are you asking such stupid questions?’” The spy added, “She’s a diva after two weeks of fame.”

Here’s another “American Idiot” who thinks she’s a superstar because she had 15 minutes of fame. If it wasn’t for her huge boobs, she would still be working at McDonald’s so she better clean her act up.

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Quickies: Meet the Stars

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Miranda Kerr: finally a sexy Victoria’s Secret model who isn’t Brazilian! [The Bastardly]

Charlie Sheen meets his new alibis’ parents. [Defamer]

Justin Timberlake dumped Cameron Diaz because she was too clingy. [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]

Watch Sacha Baron Cohen in the first trailer for “Borat.” [Yahoo!]

Lex Luthor has taken over the official “Superman Returns” website. [Superhero Hype!]

Jessica Alba Needs a Hand

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Jessica Alba: Damn, I just farted.
Cash Warren: Don’t worry, I’m covering you.
Jessica: Thanks! It’s a pleasure to be with you, Cash.
Cash: The pleasure is all mine, baby.

Kevin Federline Meets the Naked Cowgirl

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Wannabe rapper Kevin Federline, who up to now forgot his promise to help out children’s charities during his “Playing with Fire” CD tour, tried to set things right on Monday when he showed up in Times Square to hype Virgin Mobile’s new 1-cent-text-message service and launch the wireless company’s “Save the Pennys” fund-raising drive for various children’s organizations. After having made a fool of himself for the 1000th time, he left the scene and something interesting happened:

Finished with his compassionate interviews, K-Fed kissed publicist Marilyn Lopez goodbye, and four bodyguards escorted him to a black SUV. A block into the ride, the SUV rear-ended a pedicab, prompting a curse-fest between the pedicab driver and one of Federline’s guards. At which point the Naked Cowgirl - a pastie-wearing, guitar-strumming Louisa Holmlund - toplessly approached the vehicle. A rear tinted window rolled halfway down, and a hand came out to give her two $1 bills.

Way to go, K-Fed! The pennies may be for the kids, but the bucks are for the topless girls.

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Paris Hilton Needs More Porn

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Paris: Damn, my album sales are sagging. Let’s find a rich guy, get home and make a new sex tape.

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Reese Witherspoon Sues Star Magazine

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Academy Award-winning actress Reese Witherspoon filed a lawsuit claiming Star Magazine invaded her privacy by publishing a false story that she was pregnant “in a callous effort to boost the tabloid’s sagging sales.”

“Contrary to the fabricated Cover Story,” the lawsuit says, “the true facts are that [Reese] is not pregnant, does not have a ‘baby bump’ and has not otherwise gained weight such that she has had to resort to wearing ‘Empire-waist dresses,’ ‘baggy clothing,’ or an ‘old-fashioned 1920’s bathing suit.’”

Some years ago, I was waiting for the bus and there was that kid standing by. I asked him if he was a skateboarder. He wondered why I was asking him that question since he didn’t even have a skateboard. I said it was because I noticed he was wearing baggy pants. Then I sniffed and quickly moved away. That kid wasn’t wearing baggy pants. He had shitted in his pants. Moral of the story: clothes don’t make the person.

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Quickies: More Cowbell

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Kristin Cavallari is not the hottie she used to be. [The Bastardly]

Vin Diesel has mastered the art of glamour posing. [Cityrag]

Suri Cruise is nowhere to be seen. Does she really exist? [Celebitchy]

Angelina Jolie gave an interview to Anderson Cooper. I fell asleep. [Gawker]

Jessica Simpson and her boobies in Maxim. [Bricks and Stones]