According to Page Six, Matthew Perry is not being nice to the geriatric neighbors in his Beverly Hills apartment building, Sierra Towers. One of them called to complain:

“He never responds when we say hello! Every time one of us walks into the elevator and he is there, we always say ‘hi’ because it is nice and neighborly, and he always looks away and ignores us. Most people don’t know who he is - they didn’t watch ‘Friends,’ they watched ‘Golden Girls.’ Who does he think he is?”

You’ve got to respect older people because even if today you’re a cool and trendy person, younger people will regard you as an old nuisance someday. Matthew has had some success and glory when he starred in “Friends,” but now he’s a C-list celebrity at best. He’ll probably spend his last days with Jennifer Aniston in a retirement home for the elderly, talking about the good old “Friends” days and nobody will care about them. No, we will be too busy staring at paparazzi pictures of Grandpa Brad and Grandma Angelina picking up 25-year-old Maddox in some drug rehab center.

Pamela Anderson wed Kid Rock Saturday in St. Tropez, France. Instead of wearing a white dress, the former “Baywatch” babe opted for a white bikini. I guess Kid must have had a hard time looking Pamela in the eyes as they exchanged vows.

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I already told you that Lindsay Lohan didn’t collapse just because she suffered from overheating and exhaustion on the set of her latest movie “Georgia Rule” and it seems that James G. Robinson, who’s producing the movie, also doesn’t believe her. A harsh letter from the production company Morgan Creek, obtained by The Smoking Gun, was hand-delivered to Lohan’s residence at the Chateau Marmont.

To date, your actions on Georgia Rule have been discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional. You have acted like a spoiled child and in doing so have alienated many of your co-workers and endangered the quality of this picture. Moreover, your actions have resulted in hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage. We will not tolerate these actions any further.

If you do not honor your production commitments, including your scheduled call time for tomorrow, and any call times thereafter we will hold you personally accountable….I urge you to take this letter seriously and conduct yourself professionally.

Well, next time I’m sure they’ll think twice before hiring that spoiled little brat.

Update! Lohan’s mother, Dina, spoke exclusively to Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush about the letter her daughter received from the studio. She told Bush, “The wording was ridiculous.” When asked if she thought the executive, James G. Robinson, was out of line and what brought on the unprecedented blast, Dina said, “I feel when you are 19 (years old) it is way out of line… Maybe he has personal issues with whomever and it came out with my child. I don’t know him. I can’t judge him. I don’t think it was a smart thing to do to a young girl.” When asked if there was any truth to claims in the letter, Dina came to her daughter’s defense saying, “Lindsay was in 105 (degree weather) saying, ‘Mommy, I feel sick; like I am going to faint.’ She took herself to the hospital. She has asthma and in extreme cold or heat you can’t breathe.” Dina added, “…I’m a mother and will do what I need to do to protect my child…I don’t feel it should be aired out and everyone should know. It’s personal.”

The night before her daughter collapsed on the set, her mom was spotted partying with two gal pals into the wee hours at an Amagansett nightspot so I’m not sure she’s a good example to follow. Like mother, like daughter.

Christina Milian gets smacked by Eva Longoria. Ouch. [A Socialite's Life]

Who wants to buy some fecal matter from Jack Black? [Cityrag]

It’s better to see Rachel Bilson than anorexic overrated Mischa Barton. [The Bastardly]

We got snakes on Samuel L. Jackson! [Popbytes]

Lindsay Lohan covers her freckles with white ink. [Mollygood]

I often make fun of Kate Bosworth’s shitstain but I don’t remember making fun of her skinny body. She’s not that ugly, but she could eat a burger or two. Anyway, I guess since Orlando Bloom starred in “Pirates of the Caribbean,” he loves his sack of bones even more than before. Because pirates like them skull and bones.

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Scarlett Johansson told David Letterman that when she was 20, she went to a strip club with her brother and some friends to celebrate her 21th birthday, and she was offered a lapdance. It could have been funny, except that she got injured by the stripper. She explained:

“When I turned 20 I had a birthday at Disneyland, but this year my brother wanted to go to a strip club so we went there instead. “So we got there and somebody ordered me a lap dance. At first I was like, ‘No, no, no and then I was like, ‘OK, I will.’ “I never know what to say. I sort of say things like ‘Are you in school?’ and ‘Is Candy your real name?’ I had a very strange experience. “I had this very tall girl, she was Amazonian. She was like this tall really, really skinny girl and quite manic and strange. “She was kind of gyrating into me. She was so thin her pelvic or hipbone or some kind of bone bruised me. “She was being all sexy and there’s areas that bruise easily! It was horrible.”

Poor Scarlett, I feel for you. My girlfriend and some friends invited me to a strip club to celebrate my birthday some years ago and I got a lapdance. The stripper was pretty and had huge boobs so everything was fine. Until she inadvertently hit me with her boobs. I collapsed and was taken to the hospital where it took me a few hours to recover. But still, it’s better than being bruised by bones.

At first I thought Victoria Silvstedt was listening to her favourite song on her iPod. But only the Symphony in G minor from Mozart can give you so much listening pleasure, and I doubt that Victoria even knows who Mozart is. So I think she’s just playing with Ms. Finger (or Mr. Dildo). Whatever. She’s an attention whore.

Jessica Simpson says she’s addicted to wearing high heels all the time, even when she goes to the beach.

The gorgeous blonde babe, 26, told OK!: “I think when my mum had me, I came out wearing high heels.” The Dukes Of Hazzard star can’t bear wearing flat shoes even though high heels hurt her feet. She added: “I go to the beach in heels, I walk around my house in high heels.” However, it’s reported that Jessica’s mum Tina is determined that her daughter should maintain her girl next-door image. It’s reported that Tina wasn’t happy about an OK! photo-shoot with Jessica lying on a bed with a male model. A source said: “She said the pose was too risqué and made Jessica look slutty.”

I’ve never heard anything so ridiculous. In my humble opinion, a girl who wears high heels on the beach is a slut. Oh, and someone should tell Tina that her daughter doesn’t have a girl next-door image, she totally looks like a pornstar.

Eva Longoria is very short with very large hands. [The Bastardly]

What will Hollywood look like in 2026? [US Weekly]

Who wants to be a superhero? Now that’s reality TV. [Wizbang Pop!]

Watch hilarious “Simpson’s Movie” footage from Comic Con. [Ain't It Cool News]

Baffle is my hero. [Cityrag]

Lindsay Lohan may suffer from overheating, but it looks like she doesn’t really need to go to the hospital to be cured after all. Here are more pictures of Hohan cooling her ass down in a bikini at Jeremy Piven’s birthday orgy bash.

It looks like Candi Spelling had the last laugh in her bitter feud with her daughter Tori. According to US Weekly, Tori, who should have inherited millions from her father’s $500 million estate, will get just 0.16% of her daddy’s fortune. She will get a cash inheritance payment of $200,000, plus about $600,000 in private investments her dad set up for her.

“I believe Candy had a lot to do with what was left for Tori,” a family source says of Tori’s mother, who is sole managing executor of the estate. (Candy’s rep had no comment.)

With such a low amount of money, Tori will not be able to visit the plastic surgeon anymore and she will soon look like the half-man, half-fish creature from the Black Lagoon. Let’s hope someone will set up a charity to save her.

Here’s Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of Woody Allen’s new movie “Scoop.” Everytime I see pictures of her, I get so distracted by her pretty face and her huge rack that I forget she’s not just a hot blonde who uses her boobies to promote Reebok footwear and sell L’Oreal cosmetics, but she’s also a talented actress.

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