Jul 3, 2006
Uma Thurman Has a New Man
Uma Thurman and her amazing boobies were caught splashing around with a mystery man in Saint Tropez over the weekend. It looks like the actress, who has two children from her marriage to Ethan Hawke, is hotelier Andre Balazs‘ super ex-girlfriend already.
Update: Yeah, I did it again. I wrote this article when I was drunk and confused Uma’s boyfriend with another guy. The lucky bastard on the pictures actually is Andre Balazs. And I actually don’t give a fuck.
More pics after the jump.
The man: . . . and then I could put it between your boobies.
Uma: Yuck.
Uma: Who cares if that guy is Andre or not? Just look at my boobs! Aren’t they amazing?
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dcv74
Ummm, the “new man” IS Andre Balazs. Not so new.
Jul 3rd, 2006
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