Brandon and Paris: Happy Birthday, Firecrotch!

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Brandon: Thanks for inviting me to your birthday party, firecrotch. You’re the nicest bitch I ever met. You slut!
Lindsay: You’re welcome, you pig-faced bastard. Now go get me another drink, motherfucker.

More pics after the jump.

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Paris: I got more STDs than this bitch.
Brandon: Yeah, Paris. You’re the best.

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Paris: Let’s go fuck in the pool, this will get us even more publicity.
Brandon: Sure, baby.

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  1. only that’s not lindsay, it’s bijou.

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