According to NY Daily News, Madonna demands a new toilet seat at every venue she plays.

“It must be wrapped in plastic so her people can open it, and then she demands it to be disposed of immediately after she leaves the venue so no one can sell it on eBay.”

I understand why she wants clean toilet seats, but why doesn’t she let people sell them on eBay to make some money? If I was a star, I wouldn’t mind if poor people got richer by selling a toilet seat I’ve been sitting on or the air I breathed. Damn, I would even let them sell my own shit and I would walk down the streets to offer my boogers to hobos so they can buy something to eat.

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