Meet Ashlee Simpson version 2.3, with improved boobs, nose, and lips ready for attention whoring and lip-syncing. Unfortunately, her voice still sounds like shit. Let’s hope we’ll have better luck with model 3.0.
More botox after the jump.
Star Jones should seriously watch where she sits. According to Gatecrasher’s Ben Widdicombe, she stained two white couches with body makeup during a July 4 bash in the Hamptons-and hostess Claudia Cohen just got hit with the $1,500 bill. An eyewitness reportedly saw Jones “very heavily, professionally made up” at the party, and fingered her as the culprit.
This is totally disgusting. If Star Jones came to my home and stained my couches, I would hit her with something heavier than a football. But I will never invite that loser to one of my parties. Because she sucks.
Okay, I know what you think. I’m always making fun of Christina Aguilera and now it seems that I’m becoming obsessed with her. But I’m not. I still think she’s a cheap inflatable doll. The only reason why I’m posting these pictures is because I noticed she wears less and less clothes. To sell more and more albums.
More pics after the jump.
The TV ad for Nissans’s new sedan starring “Sex and the City” star Kim Cattrall has been taken off the air in New Zealand despite being approved by the Television Commercial Approvals Bureau after broadcasters received complaints about its alleged raunchy content.
Despite what other websites are reporting, some sources told me that an abbreviated version of the ad is still airing on TV. This abbreviated ad can be seen after the jump. In the part that was censored, Cattrall says: “Why didn’t you tell me it was so big, I just wasn’t prepared for it? The all-new Nissan Tiida makes you feel really, really, really good inside.” I sailed the net like a pirate and found the missing part. Click here and enjoy!
Watch the new animated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trailer. [Popoholic]
Christina Aguilera and Carmen Electra are soda-whores. [The Bastardly]
Angelina Jolie’s mystery nose job. [Cityrag]
Dress up like your favorite video game character. [Wonderland]
Paula Abdul’s tea bags scare the shit out of me. [Glizzy]
Mischa Barton is another example of a girl who can either be butt ugly or very hot. I’ll choose the first option for this picture because her face and her long limbs reminded me of Gollum.
Paris Hilton takes a bath with a baby and gets an unwelcome surprise. Yeah, even babies hate the heiress.
Wow. This must be one of the first times I see Christina Aguilera wearing a bra. I still think she looks like a cheap inflatable doll, but hey, having sex with an inflatable doll could be a great experience. You get the point here.
More pics after the jump.
Haley Joel Osment crashed his car into a pillar and suffered a broken rib, a fractured right shoulder blade and some cuts. The incident happened in LA in the early hours of yesterday morning. The actor was not charged but the Los Angeles police suspects he was totally drunk.
“The Sixth Sense” star was not charged by police, but LA County Sheriff’s sergeant Mark Slater admits “we suspect alcohol played a role in the accident”. Osment - who was driving alone - could not be breathalysed at the scene, but a blood sample was taken after he was admitted to Huntingdon Memorial Hospital in Pasadena, California. Slater tells the New York Daily News, “The results will not be ready for another three weeks. There is going to be a full investigation.”
Haley can see death people, but it seems he can’t see pillars.
A $30,000 date with Jessica Biel is a bargain. [A Socialite's Life]
Bai Ling crashes the Playboy and Skyy vodka party. [The Bastardly]
Apple + Nike = The Ultimate Gizmo. [CubeMe]
Britney Spears has a new man-nyguard. [BlogNYC]
Former Spice Girl Mel B and Eddie Murphy to marry? Wtf? [Celebitchy]
Pamela: Kid Rock wants to marry me because I’m very smart. And because I have huge boobs.
More pics after the jump.
Lindsay Lohan is having trouble with her BlackBerry and some of her pals suggest that Paris Hilton may be behind it.
This week, according to Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, someone stole the password to her BlackBerry and sent her friends “disgusting and very mean messages that everyone thought were coming from Lindsay. They weren’t. We now have her lawyers looking into it. Some people think Paris may have been involved because the wording of the messages sounds very familiar.” Hilton had her own messaging incident two years ago when her T-Mobile was hacked into and her private messages were put on the Web - including ones saying [then married] Jessica Simpson had a crush on Justin Timberlake and that Us Weekly’s Ken Baker was in her pocket. Not surprisingly, Hilton’s rep, Elliot Mintz, denies she has anything to do with Lohan’s BlackBerry and adds: “I’m saddened this happened to Lindsay. I lived through this with Paris two years ago when her Sidekick was hacked into, and the loss of privacy is unbearable. But as for any suggestion that Paris would have anything to do with this, that is silly, untrue and unfortunate.”
Unless the password to Lohan’s BlackBerry was “firecrotch,” I doubt Paris has anything to do with that. She may be an attention whore and everything, but she’s not a hacker. She’s way too dumb to do that.
