Alyssa Milano wants you to touch her. [The Bastardly]
Johan Travolta is ready to land in his pal’s butt. [Spank Cheeks]
Katie Holmes is plotting to leave Tom Cruise. [Celebitchy]
Aretha Franklin is not the hottie she used to be. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Now you can stop stealing designer handbags. [BagBorrowOrSteal]
There is still no proof that Suri Cruise exists, but at least her fecal matter does. Daniel Edwards, the artist behind the sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth, unveiled a bronze sculpture of Suri’s first poop yesterday and it’s now up for sale on eBay.
“Babies mostly breastfeed for the first four months, so a baby’s first meal of solid food may be a baby’s first meal at the dinner table,” said David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art. A bronzed cast of baby’s first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family.”
Some people want to buy a celebrity shit. Okay. Some people want to buy a bronze sculpture of a celebrity shit. Mmm, okay. But why would people want to buy a bronze sculpture of the shit of a celebrity baby that doesn’t even exist. Why?
Brian De Palma’s noir movie “The Black Dahlia” opened the 63rd Venice Film Festival on Wednesday as its 21-year-old star Scarlett Johansson paraded down the red carpet in a vintage silk gown. She looked absolutely gorgeous in that dress but it didn’t show lots of cleavage. I understand why critics found it difficult to concentrate on the movie following her raunchy scene with Josh Hartnett because they are supposed to concentrate on the movie, not the boobies. But why the hell did she hide her gorgeous assets on the red carpet? On the red carpet, we’re supposed to concentrate on the stars and their boobies, not on the carpet.
More pics after the jump.
Orlando Bloom turned down David Hasselhoff’s request to star in the upcoming movie version of the cult TV series “Knight Rider.” Hasselhoff became famous when he played Michael Knight in the 1980s show and he wanted Bloom to play the role of his son on the big screen adaptation. Orlando says:
“I was approached by David in Los Angeles. He’d heard I was a big fan of the old show and said, ‘We’re doing a movie version and I’d love you to play my son in it.’ “I replied, ‘Er, well, that sounds great but you’d need to speak to my manager about it.’ “I used to watch Knight Rider when I was eight but I didn’t like it more than any other series. My favourites were The Fall Guy and The A-Team.”
That’s too bad. I’m sure that Mr. Bloom would be awesome for the role. Maybe he’s too manly to jump in Hasselhoff’s car.
Rosario Dawson has an incredibly long tongue. [Popoholic]
Jessica Simpson has a new boyfriend. For real. [Mollygood]
Eva Mendes takes her toyboy out for pre-sex dinner. [The Bastardly]
Macaulay Culkin is home alone with a crate of whiskey. [Spank Cheeks]
Tom Cruise has a new job. No, hundreds of new jobs. [Cityrag]
Beyonce had some trouble with her boob tape when she left a book launch party hosted by Pee Diddy at the Tenjune club in New York. But did a nipple pop out?
Find out after the jump.
Just when she had a full schedule of appearances lined up to launch her latest album “A Public Affair,” Jessica Simpson lost her voice in New York. She has been struck down with “throat trouble,” and is currently seeking help from a voice specialist. But there’s nothing to worry about because you don’t have to have a voice to be a singer nowadays. Jessica will probably follow her sister Ashlee’s example and lip-sync her way to the top of the charts.
More pics after the jump.
A half-eaten sandwich of Britney Spears is up for sale on eBay. The seller, whose nickname is ‘derrickito’, claims to have pinched the sandwich along with Kevin Federline’s corndog at a music awards ceremony. The items were then vacuum sealed to extend their lives. A note posted by the seller reads:
A couple of months ago I was working at a private music industry event with about 40 tables. Execs, some artists, label people, all those kinds of people. My section had Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. In situations like this, we’re expected to do the usual catering thing, pick up plates after they are done, bring water and wine, pretty much just do anything that they need without talking their ear off or getting in celebrities faces. It does not however say anything about how I am supposed to discard their food when they have me pick up their leftovers. That night there was a big buffet style dinner where everyone could go up and grab whatever they liked. Everything from 4 star style entrees to deep fried goodness. As you can see, they weren’t eating high class that night.
The bids have already passed $80 as I write this. If you want to own a disgusting sandwich half eaten by a fading pop star, feel free to place a bid. And then go see a psychologist to understand why you do such stupid things.
Gillian Anderson dresses up as Darth Vader. [The Bastardly]
Kate Hudson and her hubby are back on track. [Wizbang Pop!]
Tom Cruise scores a touchdown with rich dudes. [TMZ]
Watch Angelina Jolie’s Shiseido commercial. [Celebitchy]
The Terminator and Sarah Connor will be back soon. [Coming Soon]
Yeah, I know that this photo of Liv Tyler is not very elegant, but I’d rather see pictures of celebrities who eat than pictures of starving skeletons like Nicole Richie.
More pics after the jump.
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