Tom Cruise is a Crotch Grabber
Everybody feared to end up in Tom Cruise’s clutches when he wrestled for Glen Ridge High school in New Jersey, because he would make a painful crotch-grabbing move in order to beat his opponent.
“Even then everybody knew who he was, but it wasn’t because anyone thought he’d be a movie star,” says a former grappler at rival Seton Hall Prep. Cruise was particularly adept at a hold called the “High Crotch,” which involves an arm between the legs. “The pain it caused was excruciating to say the least,” the wrestler told Steppin’ Out magazine’s Chaunce Hayden.
Inflicting pain to his comrades’ intimate parts was probably a way for Tom to exorcise his gayness. Later, he would use the services of an alien-worshipping sect to make up his fake heterosexual life. By the way, has anyone seen Suri?
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