In a new interview with British GQ magazine, socialite whore Paris Hilton wants the world to know that she’s not really a whore and she once again shows off her deep knowledge of the world.

“I’ve only done it with, like, a couple of boyfriends,” she tells British GQ. “People think I sleep with everyone, but I’m not like that. I like kissing, but that’s all I do. I’m not having sex for a year, I’ve decided. I’ll kiss but nothing else.” The hotel heir-head also showed off her knowledge of global issues when asked if she dug British Prime Minister Tony Blair. “Who’s Tony Blair?” she mused. “Oh, yeah . . . he’s like your president? I don’t know what he looks like.”

Paris can say a lot of dumb things in a very short time but she just broke a world record. If we put all the guys she had sex with together, we could populate an entire island and create a new nation of rich guys. Paris would be the queen of that new country, which would be called “Whoreland.” Great Britain could then use that island for nuclear weapons tests. I’m sure Tony blair would agree with that.