Natalie Portman is currently reading for the part of a troubled hooker in the dark Universal romantic comedy “Johnny Postal.” If she bags the role, she’ll be working with some rock legends. Director Frank Callo has Debbie Harry, who gained fame as the frontwoman for punk band Blondie, appearing as a “sex-crazed, biker bitch past her prime” and David Johansen, aka Buster Poindexter, as a tough post office manager. Also starring in the film, which begins shooting in New York and New Jersey this fall, is Grammy-winning deejay Roger Sanchez as a “drug-dealing bad-ass pimp.”

I know that having Natalie Portman and the word “hooker” in the same sentence sounds like fun, but don’t expect to see her naked on film anytime soon. You’ll have to wait for a red carpet wardrobe malfunction, which I’m sure will happen someday.