Janet Jackson has shocked producers of a UK radio show when she demanded chilled water from Fiji, and then had her staff check it with a thermometer to ensure it was exactly the right temperature. A source at the Johnny Vaughn show on Capital Radio told The Sun:

“It was simply unbelievable the lengths she went to for a cold glass of water. She insisted the water was her very own, from a Fijian spring and cooled to a precise temperature before she would drink it. How anybody can tell the difference between a standard bottle of mineral water and some from a Fijian spring beggars belief. It was hilarious watching her staff make such a fuss.”

That reminded me when I ordered a Panda steak at the Chinese restaurant and they told me it was forbidden because Panda is an endangered species. Thirty minutes later I got my steak. It’s amazing what money can do.