Mary Carey Wants to Terminate Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Porn star Mary Carey, who gained worldwide fame when she ran for California governor in 2003, is making a second bid to terminate Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s political career. The star of “Boobsville Sorority Girls” said she believed porn and politics went together, inspiring her slogan: “finally a politician you want to be screwed by.” As she arrived at a Los Angeles County elections office to launch her 2006 gubernatorial campaign, she said, “As you can see I’m dressed more seriously. I’ve got brown in my hair because brunettes are taken more seriously.” Carey, who announced in December that she had lost weight, replaced her teeth and acquired new, size 36-D breasts, drew a throng of photographers and gawkers as she entered the building, inspiring one man to call out: “Mary, you’re thinner!” The porn star responded: “Thank you. Smoking cigarettes and quitting birth control.”

Even if Mary is a great example for our children, I doubt California citizens want to be screwed by another governor after having been screwed by Arnie for three years. Would you vote for her?

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