Before becoming a famous actress and a shoplifting addict, Winona Ryder was a shy teenager who was an easy target for school bullies due to her wacky dress sense and hippy upbringing. These days are gone, but the past came back to haunt the “Girl, Interrupted” actress. Winona was recently asked for an autograph by a girl who beat her at school and she wasted no time in letting her know what she thought of her. She says:

“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit and I had a hall pass, so I went to the bathroom. I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot.’ They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies. Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph? And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember how, in the seventh grade, you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of.’ And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”

I hope you have learned your lesson, kids. Never beat the shit out of your not-so-good-looking classmates, because behind every unwashed hippy bastard lies a potential Winona.

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