Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof, who claims she was Osama Bin Laden’s sex slave for four months 10 years ago, says that he was so obsessed with Whitney Houston he thought about killing her husband Bobby Brown. In her autobiography, “Diary of a Lost Girl,” she writes:

“He said he had a paramount desire for Houston and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting.”

Dear Osama, you’re welcome in our country but this time try to land your plane on the airport runway like everyone else. Boof added:

“Whitney Houston’s name was the one that would be mentioned constantly. How beautiful she was, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women’s husbands killed.”

Okay, we’ll let you kill Bobby if you promise you won’t kill innocent people anymore and if you help Whitney kick her drug habit. Once you arrive, we’ll send you on a paid vacation to a wonderful place in Cuba called Guantanamo. The US hope to hear from you soon. Take care. XXX.