Lindsay Lohan Talks About Ashlee Simpson’s Nose

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Lindsay Lohan recently blasted tabloids for speculating about her ample chest, after they “blew off the fact” that Ashlee Simpson had plastic surgery on her nose. The freckled star, who’s still insisting her breasts are completely natural, believes that the nose job Ashlee had in April was virtually ignored compared to the media attention her boobies attracted. She says:

“It’s like when they said I got my chest done and it wasn’t true. The tabloids kind of blew off the fact that Ashlee Simpson got a nose job. I’ve never done anything.”

Don’t worry Lindsay, I speculated about Ashlee’s new nose as often as I talked about your fake breasts. And stop saying you’ve never done anything or I’ll start a petition to add your picture next to the word “liar” in the English dictionary.

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  1. Christopher Longaway

    Fuck Lindsay, Fuck that freckled Celtic bitch! I would much rather live in a world where Ashlee is dominant than Lindsay.

  2. Lozzi

    I hate Lindsay too! Who gives a fuck about plastic surgery anymore. Everyone in Hollywood does it! Wow! What a shocker!

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