Snakes on a Plane? No, Snakes in a Theatre

Pranksters released two live rattlesnakes in an Arizona theatre during the premiere of the new box office juggernaut “Snakes on a Plane,” causing widespread panic amongst the audience. Fortunately, no one was injured and the two young venomous Diamondback rattlers were released in the desert. The practical jokers have not been caught as I write this.
It must suck to find snakes in your popcorn. Too bad Samuel L. Jackson didn’t attend the screening. If art really imitates life, he would have kicked the shit out of those snakes. Where are our heroes when we really need them?

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