Matthew & Lance in Hornywood

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Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong have been living together in shirtless harmony lately, and the new best friends live their platonic romance at full throttle even at night. Matthew was spotted in Miami Wednesday night, and it looks like he got a little unwanted attention from a brunette who followed him out of the Forge restaurant, where designer Nicole Miller had been holding a runway show. Onlookers say that McConaughey, who was wearing flip-flops and looking very much like he was ready to call it a night, wasn’t pleased when the young lady followed him into a waiting car. “The brunette got into the car for about 30 seconds and then was propelled right out,” a source tells NY Daily News. “She was miffed.” Moments later, Lance Armstrong and a blonde gal pal joined Matthew in the car which hightailed in the night.

Either Matthew is a three pump chump, or the brunette was not stimulating enough for him. Learn what really happened in the car in the next episode of “Matthew & Lance in Hornywood.”

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  1. My jaw gets sore just looking at those two hunks of beefcake.

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  2. matthew is mine!

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