Aug 28, 2006
Kid Rock Likes the Way Pamela Anderson Touches Him
Kid Rock wants you to believe that he didn’t marry Pamela Anderson because he fell in love with her boobies but because she touched his heart. According to Page Six, Job the Raver, bassist from the Cursed, told Steppin’ Out gadfly Chaunce Hayden the other night at Headquarters Gentlemen’s Club that his pal Kid Rock once told him:
“I’ve been with nearly every woman out there. I’ve had hundreds of strippers and models. But nobody touched my heart like Pam. She truly is the love of my life.”
I often call it schlong, willy or dick, but I never heard someone call a penis a “heart.”
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Peter North
Does Kid Rock even have a cock? That fat sissy’s only making us believe that he’s a stud but in fact, he loves studs! An informant told me that Pam uses a strap-on and dildos to fuck Kid Rock! Kid Rock sure loves Rock Hard Cocks! That’s the REAL reason why they got divorced. Pam has needs that Kid “the cock lover” Rock cannot provide. My informant also told me that the midget that used to hang out with Kid Rock was his bitch. Unfortunately, the midget died so Kid Rock had to settle with strap-ons and dildos.
Dec 1st, 2006
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