Let me tell you something: sadly, nobody watches the VMA’s for the awards. No, people watch the show for its lame skits, nearly naked attention whores, (sometimes) funny speeches and those embarrassing bad dance numbers. The VMA’s usually keep me entertained for thirty minutes or so, but this year was a total waste of time. The only person that made me laugh is Al Gore when he said, “I actually was not intending to be here tonight, but then MTV explained that Justin Timberlake was bringing sexy back.” When the best punch line of the show is delivered by a politician, something is definitely wrong. This is supposed to be a music awards show but the problem is that the music of these so-called artists sucks monkey balls. Yeah, I may sound like an old pirate, but I miss the nineties. We also had incredible fashion disasters this year. Butterface Fergie, Jennifer Lopez, Pink, Paris Hilton and Ice-T’s wife Coco should be banned from the show for lack of fashion taste. Forever.

More pics of the bad after the jump.